Evil Parallel Universe

Che at the Park

2010-03-14T10:51:00.000-07:00

Che spent yesterday at the park with his friends Rocki, Isabella and Bentley.

Che's in the center of the photo, showing the other dogs some of the drills practiced by Revolutionary Forces to throw off the scent of Capitalist Running Dogs.

The Revolution Sleeps

2009-11-09T15:22:00.001-08:00

Che catches a quick dog nap during a lull in the Glorious Socialist Revolution (though like all smart revolucionarios, he is sleeping with his eyes partially open, b/c he knows that the capitalist running dogs cannot be trusted !!!!!)

Recent Socialist Revolution Action Photos

2009-10-30T11:29:00.001-07:00

Above: ~~Che showing his petulant side, unhappy with the pace with which revolutionary forces are remaking the world~~ Che's ~~impersonation~~ imdogation of a river otter. Yeah. That's it.

Below: A more dignified pose, befitting a leader of the Socialist revolution.

Impressionism 2009 - The Dog in the Fields of Brentwood

2009-10-18T09:17:00.001-07:00

Retratos del Revolucionario Como Perro Joven

2009-09-24T12:07:00.000-07:00

Sofi

2009-05-26T12:12:00.000-07:00

Che's new cousin. Che's campaign to have the new puppy named Fidelia faltered as a result of the large amount of time he spent on his experiments studying the effects of really comfy pillows on Dialectical Materialism. Which is a lesson to all young Revolucionarios Socialistas Románticos - comfy pillows are always, ALWAYS, a bourgeois Capitalist trick.

Profundamente Pensando

2009-05-26T11:56:00.000-07:00

Che contemplates (and tests) the relationship of really comfy pillows to Dialectical Materialism.

Yea. Yea. Yea

2009-04-23T15:49:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile. Still the World's cutest dog. Now 1 year, 5 months old.

Feliz Año Nuevo

2008-12-31T15:58:00.001-08:00

Che wishes you all a Glorious Socialist 2009!

Che Comments on the Capitalist Economic Crises - A Marxist Canine Revolutionary's Perspective.

2008-12-17T11:53:00.000-08:00

These photos are from a press conference Che gave regarding the economic crises gripping the Running Dog Capitalist world.

Dull Che?*

2008-12-17T11:46:00.000-08:00

Since I haven't posted any pics in awhile - here are some of Che in Mountain Borkie mode, relaxing in his lair on a cold and rainy day.

* Just felt the need to be clever. Che is never dull.

Che at the Dog Park: Action Photos

2008-11-10T06:57:00.001-08:00

Che went to the Dog Park yesterday. And had fun!!!

Shaggy Dog

2008-11-06T09:05:00.000-08:00

Just because. I like him shaggy. And he's going to get shaggier.

New Camera

2008-11-06T08:07:00.001-08:00

The EPU was gifted a bright, shiny, fancy, serious digital SLR camera by very dear friends (Thanks M & T!!!!!) who, the story goes, were tired of seeing "grainy" photos on the site (though the EPU thinks that is simply a cover story for their inherent goodwill and generosity to others). The camera apparently takes great photos regardless of the skill of the photographer - COOL!

Scenes From a Movie

2008-10-27T09:53:00.000-07:00

Che had a very nice weekend. He was sprung from the kennel after three days and got to spend the weekend with two of my friends and their dogs while I was away. In this photo, Che and his friend Chance appear to be reenacting a scene from Wes Anderson's The Royal Tennenbaums.

Chillin'

2008-10-20T09:29:00.000-07:00

Che realizes that his pillow forts can be slept on and in, and not just used as bulwarks against anti-socialist forces.

Che at Play in the Fields of Brentwood

2008-10-13T08:59:00.001-07:00

Che hanging out with his friend Penny. They'd have really cute puppies if only they could (which neither of them can, but still, if they could, they would be really, really cute, but they can't, but still....).

Perro Heroico

2008-09-23T13:52:00.001-07:00

Che, solidaridad con la revolución, is growing his hair to honor his namesake, Ernesto "Che" Guevara.

After the Hunt

2008-09-17T14:24:00.000-07:00

On their walk earlier this afternoon, Che and Giacomo took down a Water Buffalo. Here they can be seen gnawing on some of the remains.

No. Really. This Picture is From Today.

2008-09-05T10:54:00.000-07:00

It may LOOK like all the earlier photos of Che and Giacomo sleeping in harmony, but it really is a fresh photo - taken today. Giacomo was over yesterday, and they both got worn out, and this is the result. Peace in our time!

Synchronized Sleeping

2008-08-18T15:28:00.000-07:00

Che and Giacomo practicing their Synchronized Sleeping routine last week. Synchronized Sleeping will be a medal sport for the first time at the 2012 London Summer Olympic Games, and Che and Giacomo plan to be there.

The Elusive Mountain Borkie

2008-08-18T15:25:00.001-07:00

A very rare photo of the elusive Californian Mountain Borkie resting high on the arm of a sofa - its natural habitat.

The Cure for the Moping Dog

2008-08-08T13:12:00.000-07:00

A playdate. Giacomo is over today.

Smiths* Fan?

2008-08-08T13:11:00.000-07:00

Che moping the other day.
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* Editor's Note - There were good (even great) mope rock bands from the 80's, e.g. Echo and the Bunnymen, the Smiths just weren't one of them (and in fact are one of the worst bands of all time).

Baby Pics

2008-07-29T15:09:00.001-07:00

Che is ~8 weeks old and about 4.5 lbs in the picture above. He's going to be so embarrassed when he sees this.

Fast Forwarding

2008-07-29T14:59:00.000-07:00

Above: Che and Giacomo sleeping.

Giacomo and Che had another playdate. To see what happened in the first three acts of this play, see the entries of July 25, 2008 below.

The final act, SLEEP, though, I can watch over and over.

Update

2008-07-25T14:24:00.001-07:00

A few minutes after the photo in the post below was taken, Che went to go sleep in another bed; though the peace continues.

Finally!*

2008-07-25T14:03:00.000-07:00

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* "Sleeping with the Enemy" was way too obvious.

Peace In Our Time?

2008-07-25T12:48:00.000-07:00

Having finally procured cloned rawhide roll-ups, the parties agreed to cease rassling and gnaw in peace, love and understanding (for the time being of course).

Hope for Detente?

2008-07-25T12:08:00.000-07:00

A brief cease-gnawing was agreed upon to see if detente could be achieved. Talks broke down when neither side would agree to take the smaller rawhide roll-up.*

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*In addition, Che wanted a round table, while Giacomo demanded a square one.

Battle Royale*

2008-07-25T09:28:00.001-07:00

Che and his friend Giacomo taking a break from their epic battle royale (for possession of a raw hide roll-up) to have their picture taken. They wanted to make sure the event is memorialized for future generations, to accompany the odes and eddas that will surely be written.

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* They're very evenly matched: Giacomo has the speed advantage, Che the weight advantage.

Natural Born Killer Retriever*

2008-07-15T16:37:00.001-07:00

Above - Proper form.**
Below - Improper form.***

Though he lives in a big city, Che doesn't forget his roots, and practices every day to keep his retrieving skills sharp, just in case he needs to get a job.****
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* No animals were harmed in the making of this blog post; Unionized stuffed stunt ducks were employed and paid scale.
** Only guessing on which is the proper form.
*** See fn. **.
**** Actually, Che has no retriever in him, though he is 1/2 natural ratter/mouser, but takes more interest in birds.

You Talkin' To Me?

2008-07-10T11:09:00.000-07:00

Che demanding he be taken seriously.

Che Goes to Work

2008-07-10T11:04:00.000-07:00

Above and Middle: Che at work as a temp at a medical office.

Below: Che at work at home.

HAPPY DANCE!!!!1!!1!!!!

2008-07-01T09:27:00.000-07:00

A photo doesn't do it justice.

Pleased to meet you.....

2008-07-01T09:24:00.001-07:00

Above: Che's "submissive" dog greeting pose (though sometimes he springs up at the last second to surprise the other dog(s)).

Below: Che's not so submissive dog greeting pose.

Che and Scout Mashing

2008-06-26T09:24:00.001-07:00

Che mashing with his girlfriend Scout

......and earlier arguing (they're really playing).

Sunday Musings*

2008-06-23T11:53:00.000-07:00

Che hanging out with Heidi this Sunday. Heidi refused to cooperate and look at the camera.

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*Actually, no musings b/c I refuse to muse; I couldn't come up with a better title though. But if I ever blog about anything serious I'll come up with the bestest titles. Promise.

2008-06-10T14:01:00.000-07:00

Che and his friend London hanging out on a street corner this morning, checking out another dog.

Dog in the Wild

2008-06-05T08:51:00.000-07:00

Che camouflages himself with some pillows as he stalks sleep.

I Got Nothing

2008-06-04T13:17:00.000-07:00

But I promise to: repeat myself often. And to have lots of footnotes if I ever do post anything other than pictures of the World's (1) cutest dog (2), cause nothing says omniscience (3) like lots of footnotes.

And to post pictures of the World's cutest dog, Che (4):

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(1) Actually the Universe's cutest dog, and not just the Evil Parallel one's.
(2) See above (I'm gonna footnote about the dog too, just because).
(3) Since I know you're gonna ask: the answer to your question is: "It's a gift....and a curse." (5)
(4) Post-neutering, and required to wear the Cone of Shame/Convict Cone for at least another day.
(5) (Yes, I'm even going to footnote my footnotes). To pre-empt accusations of plagerism, I will credit the television show Monk for that particular line, and any other (or other) material/references I ~~steal from~~ use.