But I promise to: repeat myself often. And to have lots of footnotes if I ever do post anything other than pictures of the World's (
1) cutest dog (
2), cause nothing says omniscience (
3) like lots of footnotes.
And to post pictures of the World's cutest dog, Che (
4):
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(1) Actually the Universe's cutest dog, and not just the Evil Parallel one's.
(2) See above (I'm gonna footnote about the dog too, just because).
(3) Since I know you're gonna ask: the answer to your question is: "It's a gift....and a curse." (
5)
(4) Post-neutering, and required to wear the Cone of Shame/Convict Cone for at least another day.
(5) (Yes, I'm even going to footnote my footnotes). To pre-empt accusations of plagerism, I will credit the television show Monk for that particular line, and any other (or other) material/references I
steal from use.