But I promise to: repeat myself often. And to have lots of footnotes if I ever do post anything other than pictures of the World's (1) cutest dog (2), cause nothing says omniscience (3) like lots of footnotes.
And to post pictures of the World's cutest dog, Che (4):
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(1) Actually the Universe's cutest dog, and not just the Evil Parallel one's.
(2) See above (I'm gonna footnote about the dog too, just because).
(3) Since I know you're gonna ask: the answer to your question is: "It's a gift....and a curse." (5)
(4) Post-neutering, and required to wear the Cone of Shame/Convict Cone for at least another day.
(5) (Yes, I'm even going to footnote my footnotes). To pre-empt accusations of plagerism, I will credit the television show Monk for that particular line, and any other (or other) material/references Isteal from use.
And to post pictures of the World's cutest dog, Che (4):
_______________________________________________
(1) Actually the Universe's cutest dog, and not just the Evil Parallel one's.
(2) See above (I'm gonna footnote about the dog too, just because).
(3) Since I know you're gonna ask: the answer to your question is: "It's a gift....and a curse." (5)
(4) Post-neutering, and required to wear the Cone of Shame/Convict Cone for at least another day.
(5) (Yes, I'm even going to footnote my footnotes). To pre-empt accusations of plagerism, I will credit the television show Monk for that particular line, and any other (or other) material/references I
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ok, i have a google acct
Poor pup being pimped out for you blog.
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